Here's a 10-minute sketch I did during lunch at work. Usually I work right through lunch, eating my lunch at my computer.
One of my co-workers had brought me a couple of wonderful gifts from Greece. But of course I gravitated to the cool paper the gifts were wrapped in. There was a graphic of Venus which inspired me to make a lady that is not only pissed off that she has no arms, but that she also can't wear red gloves.
It sucks being a statue!